Monday, July 21, 2014

Dear Mosquito in the House

Dear Mosquito in the House,

We are not friends.

You are not welcome here. Either go back outside immediately or crawl into a corner and stay there for the rest of your life.

This is my place of residence and sanctuary. You have invaded it and preyed upon me when I was most vulnerable.

This offense is unforgivable. It will be your last.

I hope you enjoyed the blood you stole from me. I hope it satisfied you. As I lie awake tonight, scratching my arm and my feet, I will be thinking of all the various ways I can kill you.

If you want to live, don't let me see you again. If I see you, bad things will happen to you. If I see you, you will learn just how insane mosquito bites can make a person. If I see you...

...I will end you.

Most sincerely,
Rebecca

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