Random Fact #20

Random Fact #20: If the rice package says to let the rice simmer for 20 minutes or until all water is absorbed, that doesn't mean you can set a timer for 20 minutes and leave. "Until all water is absorbed" might happen sooner than 20 minutes can pass.

In other words, I should not be allowed to cook.

Look at all that burned rice stuck to the bottom of the pot. I am not looking forward to cleaning that up.

"But Rebecca, why would you leave something cooking on the stove unattended?"

Well, I mean, I was only in the next room... I had a clear line of sight to the pot and everything... *mumblemumble*

"But why wouldn't you check on your food every couple of minutes?"

Because... Because I am just not a good cook.