Here's a short, hastily-drawn cartoon for you!
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iPhone: *gasps in horror*
Rebecca: Since you can't work here, I have to use Red. I'll keep you around to use the Internet, though.
Red French Flip Phone: Qu'est-ce que c'est, l'Internet? (What's Internet?)
Poor little iPhone, stuck in airplane mode for the next two months. Poor me, not being able to use my iPhone. But everybody, I'd like to introduce you to Red, the newest addition to my cell phone family. There is nothing I can name this phone except Red. I tried at least going French and calling him "Rouge," but it just doesn't work. He is now and forever Red. He's a pay-as-you-go phone that I got from the Orange phone company. For a basic flip phone, he's pretty nifty.
My iPhone resents him, though.
Is the Orange Phone company legally allowed to sell red cell phones. Seems a might suspicious to me.
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